Stop trying to cook. Seriously Wade. For your own sake.
me spreading christmas cheer and my mother being unresponsive as usual
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product
once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”
Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat
once a girl in my world history class asked me if england was in china
my thoughts on many things
THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I’M SO HAPPY THERE’S A GIF OF IT
King of the Hill managed to make a perfect prediction years ago.
my cat needs to lighten thE FU CK UP IT’S CHRISTMAS Y OU BITCH
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes