jesus didn’t die on the cross for this
how could you read this and still believe in god tho
why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain
we must appease Her
Thanks
I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”
TO DO SMASHY SMASH
French: faire smashy smash
English: to fuck shit up
L'area de oolala
by 8utterfly
This is so fucked up
Has the tub become tedious? Make bath time fun again with these 4 simple tricks!
- If you haven’t already, remodel your entire bathroom in floor-to-ceiling white marble.
- Remove all towels and bathmats. Only whimsical ducks may remain.
- Don your favorite $20,000 gold lame’ dress to let your children know you are committed to an elegant bathing experience.
- Install a fireplace for burning your ferns.